Cannabis, pot, weed, grass, joy sticks, reefer, boo, smoke, dope.
Can you get me some jeef?
by Buzz Cola October 23, 2003
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Derivative of the Hebrew slang term Jeefah, meaning literally something gross and disgusting. Has been expanded to include figuratively as well as literally gross or disgusting or even distasteful.
1) Ugh, I've been hiking in the mountains through all these heat and humidity I feel so jeef right now.

2) Ew, did you see that dude pick his nose on the subway, JEEF!

3) I can't believe he cheated on his girlfriend, that is just so jeef!

4) What's that jeef that looks all slimey on the street?
by shayaknyc July 11, 2008
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n.: (JEE-f.) british slang for "fool"; a nincompoop, an idiot.

v.: (JEE-f'd)displaying prominent foolishness.

proper noun: Jeefe McGibbons; a Welsh Hick. The epitome of jeefe-ness. The Town Goof could be described as a Jeefe McGibbons.
"You got that one wrong? You silly jeefe, you!!"

"Boy! I really jeef'd that one!"

"Jeefe McGibbons is such a... (for lack of better term) jeefe!"
by Gillian & Aleksandra April 8, 2008
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To be incorrectly accused, or to have said something which has no relevance to the matter.
I was jeefed by my teacher, for doing my homework.
by Finbo August 15, 2005
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by Sara do be horny tho July 4, 2020
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To laugh so hard your asshole fires like a machine gun
i just jeef'ed
by Garouken December 23, 2018
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